Michael: I ran down Meredith in my car.
Ryan: Did you do this on purpose?
Michael: No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital. She's fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up in--
Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael: Yes. It was on company property with company property, so ... double jeopardy. We're fine.
Ryan: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael: Oh right, I'm sorry. What is, "We're fine?"
hee, hee... i stole the above from Bear's away message and maybe i just find it funny b/c we're in finals mode but either way i do. occassionally i'm a law school nerd. deal w/it.
argh...i hate finals mode. and as a distraction, i'm catching up on posts from days of yore. and just to show how "yore" this post is: it relates to Crush. so that's how long ago it is.
on a random friday night, DRC, Coleslaw and i were too lazy to do anything big, but wanted to do something. so we gathered up Egg and She and we headed over to Brazen which ended up being pretty jumping w/BLSers. there had been vague plans to head into the city for a party being thrown by CabbagePatch but we were too lazy...that is, until we got a text that Crush was there. and DRC being the hilarious home-girl she is, told me she would go w/me if i wanted to go. so i booked it home, changed into more city-appropriate clothes and make-up and we hopped a cab over to Galway Hooker just so i could "casually" bump into Crush. now if that isn't the most high-school-crush behavior, i don't know what is. however, i did find out that Crush has a dance crew, as do i.
i'm sure everyone's gotten into the crazy of America's Best Dance Crew and it was after watching that show that DRC came up w/the idea to form our own dance crew. so we did. and it's called Redonky Kong. what what!! we haven't really done anything but we're always avidly recruiting, if you're interested. of course you'll have to try out. it turns out Crush has a dance crew too, full of gangly asian guys and 1 white guy. we will battle. o yes, we will.
there i was, trying to be all non-chalant but still strike up a convo w/Crush. i also took a moment to try and not be so obvious so i introduced myself to 1 of his friends. here's what happened when we spoke:
"hey, i'm _____. i don't think we've ever met."
"hi, i'm BFF. you're name's ______? oh, i've heard it before."
"really?! from who?"
"Crush has mentioned your name before. he even mentioned you earlier today."
i just about fell on the floor. of course i couldn't contain myself and told him he better not be messing w/me and instantly confessed my crush on Crush. he assured me he was being honest and i was extremely happy. so i sidled over to Crush to continue our "non-chalant" convo when he started to make moves to leave the bar. luckily for me BFF came to my rescue and offered to buy everyone 1 last round before we left. when he came back w/drinks he slyly whispered in my ear,
"you totally owe me. i just saved your ass."
and it was true. w/o BFF, Crush would've left! thanks to his good work we all ended up staying until Galway Hooker closed and by coincidence LambFrenzy was at the bar across the street and we all took cabs back to Brooklyn. we were 9 ppl total so we split into 2 cabs and i took the opportunity to be in Crush's cab. and since we were 5 and the other 2 ppl in the back were girls, i took the opportunity to sit on Crush's lap. i mean, what could i do? it had to be done so we could all fit. ahem...yea, right.
however, i totally botched it afterwards b/c then BFF and i really did become BFFs. we were like 2 girls gossiping at a slumber party and i stopped focusing on Crush so i could get the dirt on him. but hey, i've admitted that when i get high school crush-y i end up talking to everyone except for my crush. it's just the way it is.